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新闻链接>>>>>>布朗尼能进首轮？名记：球队选他和他的能力没关系 都是别有动机
近日，NBA名记Windhorst在自己的播客节目《Brian Windhorst & The Hoop Collective》中谈到了詹姆斯的大儿子布朗尼。
“每个人都对布朗尼-詹姆斯有意见，”Windhorst说道，“有人跟我说这个家伙选秀能进首轮，不过不是因为他在USC(南加利福尼亚大学）打球有多厉害，而是因为联盟球队选他都是别有动机。”
布朗尼目前效力于南加州大学，本赛季出战12场，首发4场，场均出场19.2分钟，得到5.6分2.8篮板2助攻0.8抢断0.3盖帽1.4失误，三项命中率35.8%/23.5%/68.8%。
新闻链接>>>>>>??场均5.6分2.8板2助！ESPN最新模拟选秀：布朗尼落选
美网友对于Windhorst谈到的联盟球队可能会为了得到老詹而在首轮选布朗尼这一点也进行了讨论，小编选取了部分美网友的评论。
[–]NetsKrustyKrabPizzaMan 3824 points 9 days ago
If that’s the case then Bronny will be out of the league before Lebron
篮网球迷：要真那样的话，到时候布朗尼会比他爸先告别联盟...
[–]LakersPikminious_Thrious 1415 points 9 days ago
He'll be out right at the same time as Lebron retires.
If there's no more chance of getting Bron SR (even if its just 1%), they'll dump him fast. That's assuming he hasn't showed anything yet
湖人球迷：等到老詹退役那天，布朗尼会跟着他爸一起走人...况且，要是选中他的球队最终没有得到老詹的机会（哪怕选布朗尼只为有1%的机会得到老詹），他们很快就会甩掉布朗尼，如果届时他还没有展现出一丁点儿能力的话...
[–]Knickssyllabic 687 points 9 days ago
isn't lebron's other kid better, maybe this can be a thanasis situation where you keep bronny just to make bryce happy
尼克斯球迷：老詹不是还有个次子布莱斯嘛，听说球打得比他哥靠谱。也许到时候可以学字母哥兄弟那样，球队可以把布朗尼留下来，以取悦布莱斯呢？
[–]Getitonjones 1029 points 9 days ago
No he’s actually worse just taller. He playin varsity basketball for the first time as a junior & averages 7 points a game
球迷：可使不得啊！布莱斯比他哥还要烂，只不过长得高一点而已。他到高三才打上校队比赛，场均也就7分球...
[–]LakersDarkSoulsDarius 714 points 9 days ago
The hype for him in middle school was unreal whenever he did anything. Somewhat of a shame it seems they'll end up like Jordan's kids.
湖人球迷：他在初中时期的关注热度简直是逆天，当时不管他干什么事情都备受瞩目！有点可惜啊，看起来他最终也会沦为像乔丹儿子那样的麻瓜了...
乔丹与其子
[–]BurnerAccountforAss 1655 points 9 days ago
It's never the GOATs that have goated kids. Always the role players: their kids grow up with NBA-level resources but without a lot of extra noise/pressure/distraction.
In 25 years the best player in basketball will probably be Bobby Portis the Third or something.
球迷：GOAT们从来都拿不到“将门出虎子”这样的好剧本...这种剧本都是那些联盟角色球员的子嗣们在演！那些孩子在NBA水平的资源和氛围中长大，而且他们身边也不会有过多的来自外界的噪音、压力以及其他分散他们注意力的东西。这么看来，25年后的NBA联盟第一人，有可能是波蒂斯或者谁的后代啊...
魔术师的儿子，E酱
[–]Rocketsshameless_chicken 55 points 9 days ago
They have all the resources in the world to learn how to run Lebron's businesses so idk why they’re pushed into basketball and not academics. They’ll make more as executives in his business ventures
火箭球迷：布朗尼他们兄弟拥有全世界最一手的资源去学习如何管理他们老爸的生意，我不懂为啥他们要把自己推到篮球领域，而不是去学习知识...日后管理老詹的生意，他们能挣到更多的钱啊...
[–]Cavaliersboogiebreakfast 70 points 9 days ago
Sure, but some team will pay them several million before they ever need to do that boring stuff.
骑士球迷：嗯，那自是不必说啊...然而，在他们开启无聊的数钱生涯之前，有些球队会先送几百万美金给他们打打球（这这不要白不要啊）
写到这，小编的键盘泪湿了...
[–]LakersElectronicWolf8650 378 points 9 days ago
Bronny will be a starter on LeBron's Las Vegas team
湖人球迷：依我看，布朗尼将会在老詹的拉斯维加斯队中担任首发！
[–]KnicksFurd_Terguson1 164 points 9 days ago
Las Vegas Lebrons
尼克斯球迷：拉斯维加斯勒布朗队？
[–]usedtoindustry 100 points 9 days ago
Vegas LeKings
球迷：不，应该叫维加斯吾皇队！
[–]ColtCallahan 362 points 9 days ago
Plus I can’t imagine how uncomfortable it would be to be in a locker room with your own dad and how that would impact your dynamic with your teammates. Especially when that guy is the biggest name in the sport.
球迷：如果你和你亲爹在同一个球队里面，我都不敢想象那得有多别扭！你和你队友之间的化学反应和互动能量会受到多大的影响！更别提你亲爹还拥有一个体育届最响亮的名字了...
–]ClippersZoratth 3280 points 9 days ago
Maybe Bronny has the confidence to not care, but it must be shitty to hear everyone saying that you are only getting drafted because of who your dad is.
快船球迷：也许布朗尼脸皮够厚，会不听不看不关心...不过到时候每个人都贴着你的脸，说你被球队选中完全是子凭父贵，那也是件相当糟心的事儿...
[–]Ok_Assumption5734 1648 points 9 days ago
Let's be real, he's been hearing that since he was playing. It's the easiest trash talk and probably a little true that he's had nepo benefits his entire life. If nothing else cause he gets free nba class trainers
球迷：恕我直言，他听别人说这种话也不是一天两天了，别人朝他说这种垃圾话简直可以脱口而出...他的整个人生都受益于他爸，这句话说得可能有一点道理...别的咱不说，至少他从他爸那儿得到的可是免费的NBA级别的训练啊。
[–]KayCeeBayBeee 834 points 9 days ago
a little true???
球迷：就只有“一点”道理？？？
[–]CavaliersSUPERSAMMICH6996 1528 points 9 days ago
It's entirely true. No one would be talking about a PG averaging 5.9 PTS, 2.6 RBS, and 2.2 AST on 46.7 TS% getting drafted at all, let alone in the first round.
骑士球迷：这句话说的太有道理了啊！一个场均只有5.9分2.6篮板2.2助攻，真实命中率46.7%的控卫，这要是换成别人，他连给我们当茶余饭后聊选秀的谈资都不配，更别提说什么进首轮了...
[–]Knicksconfuddly 893 points 9 days ago
Do people really think if Detroit gets Bronny, Lebrons gonna go to Detroit? LOL
尼克斯球迷：要是活塞队选中了布朗尼，老詹也会去活塞，这事儿大伙儿真的信吗？哈哈哈哈！
[–]CIark 761 points 9 days ago
If someone like OKC gets him I could definitely see LeBron going. But ya if Detroit gets him LeBron gonna be like “love you son have fun out there”
球迷：要是雷霆选中了布朗尼，老詹指定会过去！不过兄弟们，要是活塞选中了布朗尼，老詹估计就只是捎一句话过去：“我的好大儿爸爸哀你，自己在那边完得骸森点”。
[–]brev23 785 points 9 days ago
Hard luck pal ??, I’ll wait ?for Bryce ??#justakidfromakron #toughlove #thedecision2.0
球迷：老詹发推：你小子不走运啊??，我还是等?布莱斯吧??。#来自阿克伦的孩子#爱之深责之切#决定2.0
[–]KnicksSaucy_Totchie 142 points 9 days ago
Forgot #jamesgang
尼克斯球迷：遗忘之篇 #詹姆斯家族
[–]KingsKay-Knox 52 points 9 days ago
#gangminusone
国王球迷：#家族失一员
[–]Cavaliersbgptcp179 36 points 9 days ago
LeDitch
球迷：勒不留
[–]PacersElectivireMax 37 points 9 days ago
LeBandon
步行者球迷：勒不要
[–]Icy-Lime-9760 105 points 9 days ago
I feel like Lebron has a wink wink agreement with only certain teams to pick his son, markets Lebron would be interested in going to.
球迷：我觉得老詹和联盟的某些特定的球队有一些秘密的约定，让他们去选布朗尼，而那些球队都是老詹很感兴趣的市场。
[–]Buffalo Bravesdkdoki 18 points 9 days ago
Lebron will force the lakers to trade 2 1sts for bronny
球迷：什么呀~老詹会逼湖人拿2个首轮签把布朗尼给换过来的！
[–]Heatwhythehellknot 1162 points 9 days ago
Yeah I mean it's basically just a 1st Rd pick for LeBron. If Bronny develops into something then it's just the cherry on top.
热火球迷：球队拿首轮签选布朗尼，其实选的就是老詹！而至于布朗尼嘛，要是他日后能成才的话，算是锦上添花了。
[–][CHI] Robin LopezDefiniteSauce12 1405 points 9 days ago
Lebron really going to be first player ever drafted first overall twice
公牛球迷：这么说来，那老詹岂不是要生涯两次被首轮选中？又成为史上首位！
[–]Wizardsmattyg5 58 points 9 days ago
A rebuilding team would never draft Bonny for one year of 40 year old Lebron. “Win now” teams are the only ones who would consider drafting him.
奇才球迷：一支重建期的球队是不会为了得到40岁老詹的一年期使用权而去选布朗尼的。只有那些迫切想赢的球队会选布朗尼！
[–][UTA] Othyus Jefferstoasta_oven 31 points 9 days ago
Most owners are thinking about money, and LeBron brings in a ton. Doesn't matter how much they win
爵士球迷：你不懂，大多数球队老板考虑的都是钱，而老詹喂的钱能把他们给撑死！至于赢多赢少的，那都是小意思啦...
[–]Knickssyllabic 263 points 9 days ago
maybe they are just gassing you up
尼克斯球迷：媒体们这么说，也许就是为了炒作布朗尼。
[–]yerr2477 304 points 9 days ago*
they have to be cause 6/3/2 on 47% TS* on the worst team in the Pac 12 would be a hilarious 1st round pick
球迷：可不是必须得来点虚的嘛！在一支太平洋十二区的吊车尾球队中，场均仅拿到6+3+2的数据，真实命中率只有47%，这要是能进首轮的话，简直是滑天下之大稽！
[–]Lakershearthstonealtlol 278 points 9 days ago
Have you considered that he’s a “Winner” and “Team Player”?
湖人球迷：虽然他打出这样的数据，但是你有没有想过，也许是因为他是个“赢家型”和“团队型”球员呢？
[–]Toeknee99 277 points 9 days ago
That graphic is so funny.
球迷：这张图搞笑得要死！
[–]crichmond77 144 points 9 days ago
Holy shit, how is this real hahaha
This literally feels like someone edited for memery
球迷：卧槽！这这怎么可以是真的哈哈哈！这看上去简直就像是有人P上去，拿来玩表情包用的啊！！
[–]Knickssyllabic 22 points 9 days ago
they should just put 'lebrons kid' in there
尼克斯球迷：他们怎么不直接把“詹姆斯的儿子”给写上去得了...
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