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[Post Game Thread] The Los Angeles Clippers(16-10) defeat the Indiana Pacers (13-12) 151 - 127 as the Clippers win their8th game in a row behind the big 3's 90 PTS points on 60% FG!

[赛后贴]  洛杉矶快船（16-10）151-127击败印第安纳步行者（13-12）豪取八连胜，三巨头合砍90分，命中率高达六成

双方关键球员数据：

快船（16-10）：哈登35分3篮板9助攻、莱昂纳德28分2篮板、乔治27分3篮板4助攻、祖巴茨18分16篮板3助攻3盖帽、曼恩4分2篮板、鲍威尔19分3篮板、威斯布鲁克10分4篮板5助攻、泰斯4分9篮板2盖帽、波士顿6分。

步行者（13-12）：马瑟林34分6篮板2助攻、哈利伯顿8分2篮板11助攻、布鲁斯-布朗11分4篮板3助攻、杰克逊15分4篮板2助攻、托平14分3篮板4助攻2盖帽、希尔德14分4助攻、内史密斯12分6篮板2助攻2抢断3盖帽、麦康纳10分5篮板8助攻、沃拉9分3篮板。

[Highlight] James Harden his the 3 plus oneand screams into the camera

[高光时刻]哈登打成三加一，冲着镜头激情怒吼

[–]Thunder504090 1104 points 3 hours ago

That’s an all-time great celebration lmfao

雷霆球迷：史上最佳庆祝场面，我说的，谁赞成谁反对？

[–]Thunderhere_for_the_lols 1043 points 2hours ago*

What a memeable fucking clip lol.

Tickle party

雷霆球迷：必将火爆全网的经典镜头！挠痒痒派对

[–]RaptorsCommandaSpock 208 points 2 hoursago

That’s the best part, all their handsappear in frame like they’re about to help him up and then they start ticklinghim instead lmao

猛龙球迷：确实是最精彩的一幕，每个队友的手都出现在了画面里，你以为他们要把哈登拉起来，可他们却开始在大胡子的花园里，挖呀挖呀挖，种开心的种子，笑出满脸的花！

[–]San Diego Clipperss1n0d3utscht3k 72points an hour ago

0:23 even Kawhi is all ??????

快船球迷：甚至连小卡都??????

[–]chibuye92 18 points an hour ago

lmao i literally couldn't recognize him atfirst glance because of the smile

球迷：好家伙，这机器人带上笑容，乍一看都不认识了！

[–]Clippersjohnobmas 806 points 3 hours ago

He made a fucking court angel lmaounbelievable

快船球迷：大胡子居然躺地上，挥舞起天使的翅膀，笑死爹了

[–]Supersonicself-_- 139 points 2 hours ago

flashbacks to the club

超音速球迷：一刹那间，他仿佛回到了莺歌燕舞的勾栏

[–]76ersMr_Booty_Bandit 35 points 2 hoursago

No flashbacks just memories from the nightprior

76人球迷：不就是想起了昨天夜里夜店的那点事嘛

[–]ClippersRoblox9GAG 230 points 3 hoursago

that yell was for all the people eating upthat we started 0-5 since trading for Harden

快船球迷：那些在快船五连败后喊着要交易哈登的人，大胡子的那声怒吼就是喊给你们听的

[–]ClippersTheRealBrownPudding 102 pointsan hour ago

I don’t know when the last time was that aplayer shut his haters the fuck up as much as Harden is rn. Absolute monstertoday.

快船球迷：哈登今日变悍匪，压服黑子全闭嘴，若论打脸嚼舌鬼，史上谁人能媲美

[–]Rocketskiller_with_kite 19 points 54minutes ago

Harden consistently does it. Everyone keepsforgetting and he has to reprove himself

火箭球迷：一而再，再而三，哈登总是把脸扇。可惜，过往战绩谁会铭记？他总是要重新证明自己

[–][ATL] Trae Younglightskinbeaner 1072points 3 hours ago

18 straight points wtf

球迷：连得18分，登峰造极！

[–]Suns11x_dev 570 points 3 hours ago

went from 14 to 35 points in 4 minutes,insane

太阳球迷：4分钟，得分从14涨到35，寒光凛凛似当年

[–]NBAItsKBS 315 points 3 hours ago

He had 35 points on 101% TS, insane

球迷：35分，真实命中率101%，丧心病狂

[–]Rocketsdpatel211 1154 points 3 hoursago*

That’s my washed fatass man… ??

火箭球迷：这就是我那廉颇老矣的大屁股哥哥啊……

[–]RocketsCinnabonz 196 points 3 hours ago

I don't care what anyone says, I miss thisman.

火箭球迷：不管别人怎么说，我就是想念这个男人

[–][HOU] P.J. Tuckermedical_cat 328 points3 hours ago

You can argue FVV has been fine for whatour team needs but there is a certain subset of rockets fans who still pretendJames harden coming back would have been a disaster

火箭球迷：你可以认为范弗利特确实挺适合火箭，但居然有一部分火箭球迷认为哈登回归就会成为毒瘤，真特么无语

[–]LakersChristianmustang 46 points 3 hoursago

I love how much yall still ride for yourman. Real ones. I can always count on seeing rocket flairs defending harden

湖人球迷：大胡子龙游险滩流落恶地，总会有真火箭球迷急公好义，出来给他加油打气，这种惺惺相惜，让人羡慕不已

[–]RocketsGluxion 444 points 2 hours ago

Y’all really forget that this man averaged36 points per game in a SEASON. He is one of the most electrifying scorers everpast his prime or not

火箭球迷：你们都忘了这家伙是一个赛季场均得分36的男人。不论他是否还在巅峰，他都是史上最令对手胆寒的得分手之一

[–]Charlotte BobcatsNotManyBuses 111 pointsan hour ago

The Clippers look fucking incredible man.

The way people talk about James Harden isirresponsible. He’s one of the best offensive players ever and led the leaguein assists just last year. No way he wasn’t going to figure it out

山猫球迷：快船现在看起来是真特么强！总有人不负责任地黑哈登。他是NBA历史上最优秀的进攻球员之一，就在去年，他的助攻数也领跑全联盟。这么屌的人，怎么可能一直萎靡不振！

[–]ClippersExzibit21 249 points an hour ago

Zach Lowe said Harden should come off thebench LMAO

They really said he was the problem ?? oh he's a fuckin problemalright

快船球迷：ESPN记者Zach Lowe说哈登就该打替补，笑死我了。他们还说哈登就是问题本身??噢，现在看看谁TM能解决这个问题！

相关新闻>>>>>独行侠评论员赛前怒喷哈登2分钟：到哪都有问题你就是问题本身！

相关新闻>>>>>Lowe：快船四巨头一起首发效果不行 哈登该去打替补&当第六人

[–]Australianick168 459 points 3 hours ago

Where's that fucking bum mavs commentator

球迷：独行侠评论员人在哪里？有胆子站出来给俺老乡看看！

[–]San Diego ClippersBaby_Yod4 78 points 3hours ago

We play the Mavs next in Dallas. I thinkwe'll hear something from him on Wednesday

快船球迷：下一场就干达拉斯，周三我们就能听到他又会大放什么厥词了

[–][TOR] Amir JohnsonIanicRR 161 points 3hours ago

The man said needed 10 games. He wasn’tkidding.

猛龙球迷：哈登说过他需要10场比赛！你以为他是闹呢！

[–]Clippersclayfu 51 points 2 hours ago

lol the pacers team is so petty holy shit.

Down almost 30 and with 16 seconds left,their starter buddy hield is for some reason in the game and driving it hard tothe rim. Then immediately they do a full court press with traps on a possessionthe clippers will let the clock wind down.

快船球迷：步行者这球队还真是没品啊。比赛还有6秒就结束了，落后快30分，丫首发球员希尔德不知道为啥还搁场上待着，还在那玩命冲篮下。接着快船都不打算攻了，想把时间耗光，他们居然耍花枪上全场紧逼了

[–]ClippersPropelerate 25 points 2 hoursago

God forbid they have a little pride

快船球迷：上帝没帮他们把格局打开

[–]Clippersswhos 78 points 2 hours ago

IST might be the worst thing that could'vehappened to the Pacers. Wore them out, and the premature hype put a target ontheir backs.

快船球迷：季中赛对步行者来说绝对是弊大于利，劳损过度，还把小年轻们抬到了不该有的高度，心有所念，打球便不再肆无忌惮

[–]ClippersTheRealBrownPudding 88 points anhour ago

It’s so beautiful. I have tears of joy.

Teams have to deal with the Kawhi & PGonslaught, and then they still have to face a third option Harden and arelentless Russ. I don’t know the last time I’ve seen this kind of offensivefirepower combined with amazing defense

快船球迷：有攻有防如诗如画，看球看得泪如雨下。现在不管谁对上快船，都要先直面卡椒二人组的猛烈攻势，然后还得分身应对第三选择哈登以及不知疲倦的威少。进攻疾如风，侵掠如火，防守不动如山，我已经想不起上一次看到如此攻防俱佳的阵容是什么时候了

[–]NBAItsKBS 56 points an hour ago

The Clippers are legit a tier 1 contender

球迷：快船现在绝逼是第一梯队的争冠球队

[–]ClippersSalty_Watermelon 47 points 2hours ago

I might to start to believe it if we canwin at least 2 of our next 3 (Dallas, OKC, Boston)

快船球迷：如果接下来的三场比赛（分别对阵独行侠、雷霆和凯尔特人）我们能拿下两场，我就要喊出五个字！

相关新闻>>>>>考验来了！快船将迎四天三赛 对手排名均高于自己

[–]califournya 31 points 2 hours ago

Boston is such a good match up now. Brownvs Pg, Kawhi vs Tatum, Harden vs Jrue.

Should be an amazing game and a great testfor us.

快船球迷：凯尔特人是一块绝佳的试金石。卡椒分战双探花，哈登单挑霍勒迪，这场比赛应该会很精彩，检验我小破船成色的时候到了

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